Who is GOAT

Greatest Of Abstract Tokens. Meet the GOAT, a chaotic legend born deep within the Abstract multiverse. He’s not the smartest, definitely not the quietest, but somehow he’s everywhere. He climbs charts, mountains, and sometimes random furniture for no reason at all. No deep lore, just pure goat energy. If you’re confused, good — that means it’s working. GOAT isn’t here to make sense, he’s here to make noise.